Pete's Log: it's been a while...
Entry #1369, (Coding, Hacking, & CS stuff)(posted when I was 26 years old.)
#include <stdio.h> int q;typedef double z;char d(int xx){z x=(z)xx;return(char)(99+(-10.6+(8.65+( 1.65-1.6*x)*x)*x)*x);}char m(int _){char*k="hYezACdrivoNn";return*((137*_+31)%13 +k);}char g(int j){char l[]={0x20,0x75,0x6A,0x62,0x69,0xA,0x6D,0x6F};return j[l] ;}struct s{int n;char(*f)(int);}ss[]={{11,m},{3,g},{1,g},{-2,d},{7,m},{3,g},{1, d},{4,m},{4,g},{-1,d},{0,g},{6,g},{7,g},{2,d},{7,g},{0,g},{-1,d},{1,g},{3,g},{2, g},{1,g},{1,m},{0,d},{-2,d},{4,g},{8,m},{7,g},{0,g},{2,d},{7,m},{1,m},{1,g},{7, g},{5,g}};int main(){for(q=0;q<34;q++){putchar(ss[q].f(q[ss].n));}return 0;}