Pete's Log: Log Entry 374
Entry #374, (Life in General)(posted when I was 22 years old.)
arun has updated my biography:
Pete "Zampolit" Rijks
The cold wastelands of Russia have produced two things of worth - Coal
and Peter (Piotr native Russian) Rijks (Rijks in his native
Russian). An initially promising career in the Soviet Navy (missile
submarine division) was cut short due to "extreme buoyancy problems."
This lead to his doubt and eventual disgust with the entire Soviet
Political scheme.
Imprisoned as a dissident in the now famous Gulag, Peter used his
time wisely, gathering his forces around him and honing his special
form of Kung-fu (a mix of traditional Chinese techniques and Belgian
Cooking). When the Soviet regime eventually collapsed Pete was
perfectly poised to become the most powerful man in the Russian
Mafia. From here he used is vast knowledge of Japanese culture to
become the most feared of Yakuza bosses.
Special Mutant Powers:
- Super sensitive teeth
- Armored armpit (right side only)
Bibliography:
- Article, Hentai Examiner, September 1985
- Interview, 20/20, January 14, 1999
Notable Accomplishments:
- Iron Chef South Bend
- Perfect attendance record, PS 45, Moscow
Typical Quotes:
- "I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round
American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook
them for me. And I will have a pickup truck...
maybe even a 'recreational vehicle.'"
- "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and
they're demanding beer."